Syria
The situation in the Lebanese sphere has become unbearable and un tolerable on the syrian scale. what is happening in Syria is inHumane, illogical and unacceptable. It is not okay for masses to die in return for a presidential chair, power or anything. Killing is an unjustifiable act.
القرد بعين امه غزال
القرد بعين إمو غزال. هيدا مثل بينطبق على الكثير من “الزعمة” و ذوي المناصب العالية اجمالاً بلبنان.
مع اعتذاري الشديد لفصيلة القرود المتكاثرة بين الأشجار والوديان في مساكنها الطبيعية في افريقيا و شرق آسيا وجنوب افريقيا وغيرها من الآماكن التي تتواجد فيها القرود بطبيعة الحال.
بس القرد اللبناني غير شكل. هو قرد. بس غير شكل. عندوا عيون، فم، انف، اذنين، اجرين، ايدين، و ذيل … بس شي غير شكل. القرد اللبناني آية من الذكاء والدهاء والكاريزما والدبلومسية، مع إنو مش مخلص دراستو وما بيفهم بالقردنة أكتر من ما علمتوا الماما.
القرد اللبناني هو الزعيم السياسي أو الطائفي يلي كيف ما عطس معو حق، حتى لو عطس على أتباعوا وشتى عليون.
خذوا مثل. بيطلع قردنا العزيز تيخطب بأتباعوا وشعبوا العظيم، بيطلع ما بيعرف يقرأ منيح…
“بسيطة ولوا شو ما صيرا معكن ولا مرا!” “يا حياتي ما اهضموا” “شو بحبوا يعلقوا العالم، ما بِأثر عليكن شي، تأتأ الزلمي!” “ما هو بعدوا طفل بالسياسي شو على كل نفس بدنا نحاسبوا… نطروا علي شوي ليقوى عضموا”
خذوا مثل تاني. بيطلع قردنا العزيز (هيدا غير الأولِني) بحماس الخطاب والعنفوان بيتوعد دعم اخوانوا القرود الحمر على القارة المجاورة بكل العتاد والعداد من راجمات الموز وارواح المقاتلين.
“معوا حق! شو بيسكت عن كلمة الحق” “اكيد، نحن فدى اخوانا” *زقيف وهتاف حاد*
ما بيعرف ولا بيعرفوا انوا هيدا الهتاف أدى الى مصادرة املاك وابواب رزق الكثير من القرود في تلك القارة بعد اجتماع المجلس الأعلاى القردي واتخاذ قرار بالرد على الخطاب بشكل غير مباشر. بس مش مشكلة هو عندوا بعد نظر و تكتيك مدروس لأخر تكة. اصلاً اصلاً هو معوا حق! ما في شك بالموضوع اصلاً.
بدكن مثل ثالث ولا وصلت الموزة يلي عم حاول وصلكن ياها؟
القرد اللبناني عجيبة. والله عجيبة. أموا وجارتوا وخالتوا وعمتوا وستوا وسليلتوا (و نظراً لحجم لبنان، بيطلعوا شي نص البلد) كلن شيفينوا غزال.
بس الحكي ما بينفع ولا النقاش ولا دخول سنة ال2012 ولا تغير المحاور التحالفية التقدمية التعاونية الرأسمالية الشيوعية بالقارات والمجرات. لأنوا لو شو ما حكيت بيضل القرد بعين اموا غزال و بيكبر و بصير غوريلا، بس مهضوم، ظلوا خفيف وديماً معوا حق: غزال … يقبرني.
Dear President
Dear President,
Regards from your fellow citizens.
We heard that you have visited the rubbles and excavations of the collapsed building in Achrafiyeh today. Allow me to comment on the incident. I personally blame your entity for it, along with the one million and one life-threatening problems me and my fellow citizens suffer from everyday. Blaming it on corruption is easy, blaming people for everyday violations is easy, but pointing fingers at corrupt civil servants who are causing the deaths and suffering of many citizens day in day out is not O.K. This building fell because even though it was not sound, they got away with it, because we have laws such as ” التسوية” “Settlements” that allow people to get away with violations for money; safety and lives can’t be measured by money. It costs money to be safe. It costs money to build a country. It costs lives to ignore them.
It would be nice if we for once would find out the true story behind the collapse of this building, not just random speculations from biased media stations. It would be even nicer if the end result was not blaming it on everyone that is corrupt in this country – which is everyone! Which also means that those that have led to this incident get away with it!
Dear President. Be a citizen like us. Suffer from traffic. Electricity cuts. Contaminated water. Rents. Food. Petrol. Potholes. Do i ramble on? Yes this is a venting post, it is not the most objective post in the world and it’s not trying to be, but it is a call for humanity. A call for human rights; remember that second decree of our constitution:
“… Lebanon is also a founding and active member of the United Nations Organization and abides by its covenants and by the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. The Government shall embody these principles in all fields and areas without exception. …”
We don’t need the United Nations to hold our government accountable for this promise, nor should we wait for them. The respect of honoring this declaration should come from respect to us; your fellows in citizenship.
May the souls of those that have passed in the Achrafiyeh building collapse rest in peace. #Jan15
March Against Marital Rape!
March against abuse! that sounds more like what it should be called.
It makes no sensible logic in society, nor in religion to allow any gender physical abusive over another.
The March will take place tomorrow, Saturday 14 January, 2012
Time: 12 noon [p.m]
Startup Point: Interior Ministry near the Sanayeh Garden
End Point: Parliament at Nejmeh Square, Down Town
More info can be found on the facebook event.
“Diary of a Dazed & Confused” has an amazing round up of what the blog-o-sphere has been buzzing about the topic.
The Kafa foundation study and Report: CEDAW [Convention on the Elimination of all forms of Discrimination Against Women][PDF]
The Penal Code 503 & 504 include penalties for any person that forcefully abuses/attacks a person that is not their wife with up to 10 years in person. Emphasis: Not the Wife. The code clearly leaves wives vulnerable to the the exploitation by the spouse. [read more here (Ar)]
As a country that has signed the Human Rights Declaration and proudly states in the front page of the constitution, what a shame.
2011 in review [WordPress Generated]
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2011 annual report for this blog.
Here’s an excerpt:
The concert hall at the Syndey Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 13,000 times in 2011. If it were a concert at Sydney Opera House, it would take about 5 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.





